Masturbating Donkeys vs. 30-Pound-Testicles-Having Guy!!

or, "Fuckin' I can't enjoy my fucking sandwich lolz Jesus Raptor"

Seriously, I am so tired of "memes."

You wanna know why? Because not only do like fuckin unimaginative people throw up stupid pictures of like the ORLY owl all over the place, but like, then you have to hear a million lame, whiney little bellyaches about how some idiotic internet addict is tired of seeing said ORLY owl pictures all over the place.

To me, that's the greatest meme of all--the "waaaugh, I hate memes!" meme. All your stupid meme-hating bases are belong to you, Mr. Hypocritical-Whiner. Hey, here's a hint: you don't wanna see memes or read silly, maudlin blogs all full of histrionics? Then just stay out of forums and blogs and such, ya friggin' knucklehead!

As some of you may know, I'm too into videogames for my own good. I've noticed a big trend there with this same kind of sour-stomached, bitter little misanthrope: bashing on other folks' videogame prowess. Seriously, it's like, the first ten responses to a simple question about a game on most decently-trafficked gaming boards will be things like "ohh, man!!!!! what the hell dude, you suck!! you can't even do that?!?!?"

Or, "fuck, that question was already answered! stfu noob!!"

I often wonder if shinigami_naruto9999 (sample handle, folks; many apologies to the millions of shinigami_naruto9999's out there in advance before their flood of hate mail ensues) thinks that one day the guys who made Halo or whatever elf-laden MMORPG he plays are going to show up at his door and say, "Alright! You did it! Your knowledge is the greatest and you are win for like a million times--all hail the champion!!" Did this person fantasize about The Last Starfighter being real?

Or are they thinking that one day, Death will beat on their door and challenge them to a game for their immortal soul, and that game will just randomly happen to be their favorite deathmatch-style first-person shooter?

It's the same mentality with all those naysayers out there saying "nay" to memes and leaving weird critiques of other people's blogs. I have a question: What the fuck is the deal with you bitches? Are you like self-loathing morons who will like run home and cry while masturbating furiously, like that motherfucker in The Scarlet Letter who goes and preaches hellfire sermons against the very chick he was having an affair with?

Bellicose cockblockers!

Wait...what the fuck is this blog about? Oh, well. I'm tired.